趣味图片英语笑话：deathbed 临终（双语）
any regrets?
有后悔的吗？
i could have been a lot more grumpy, negative, critical, hateful and cantankerous...
我本可以脾气更坏，更消极，更挑剔，更可恶，更难处
things you too seldom hear people say on their deathbed
你很少能听到人临终时说的事情
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