趣味图片英语笑话:kangaroo 袋鼠(双语)
they sure like jumping around ...
他们当然喜欢跳来跳去……
why bother?
何必多此一举?
for once i'd like to see a kangaroo that just stood still ...
这一次我想看袋鼠,只是站着不动…
some people aren't good at getting the most out of life
有些人不善于充分享受生活
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