英语幽默小故事带翻译：Perfect understanding 知音（中英双语）
106.Perfect understanding
106.知音
After friends of mine landed at busy Newark Airport，they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation，the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
我的几个朋友到达纽约机场时，好一阵子的工夫都没能找到人搬运行李。正在绝望之际，我丈夫掏出了一张五美元的纸币在空中向人群挥动。
In an instant，a skycap was at his side. "Sir,"observed the porter,”you certainly have excellent communciation skills."
很快，一个高个子来到了他的身边，“先生，”那搬运工说:“您传递信息的水平太高了。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/12144.html
相关文章
-
英语笑话笑死人不偿命58: 同病相怜(双语)
We're in the Same Boat同病相怜The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.一位年轻人因为他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。His friends would often invite him to dance...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Ronald McDonald 麦当劳（双语）
Easy on the balloons ...简单的气球……I'm so wasted ...我太浪费了……If Ronald McDonald ate at his own restaurant如果麦当劳在他自己的餐馆吃更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精76.Helen’s Glasses海伦的眼镜（英汉双语笑话）
76. Helen’s Glasses76.海伦的眼镜Helen’s eyes was not very good，so she usually wore glasses.But when she was seventeen and she began to go out with a young...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
我愿意为你做的101件事：为你削个苹果
101 things I'd like to do for you 我愿意为你做的101件事 1. I would peel an apple for you every day wishing you good health。 1. 我愿意每天为你削一个苹果，希望你拥...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
Marriage Joke(47)
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
Doctors Joke(4)
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.“Where are you hurting？”asked the doctor.“You have to help me，I hurt all over”，said the woman.“What do you mean，all over？”asked the doctor...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇08：Babies for Sale 宝贝待售（中英+）
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.一个年轻的妈妈头一回带着她的宝贝女儿到超市买东西，She dressed her in pink from head to toe.她把小...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默精读【104】Violin Lessons
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "F...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
who ' s heart is better
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. "you’re in luck, two hearts just became available...
2018-11-21 英语笑话 -
生动有趣的地方色彩：解读美国50州座右铭 五
maine： we're really cold， but we have cheap lobster 缅因州：我们真得很冷，但我们的龙虾很便宜。 maryland： if you can dream i...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
