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After spending all day putting in a new cement walk，Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids，he came back inside，only to find his wife scowling.“How could you do that？”she asked.“It‘s just a walkway，and don’t you love your kids？”Her husband said，“In the abstract，yes. But not in the concrete.”
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