Wishful Thinking
There was a grandfather who came home with two blessed
candies to give to his grandson. One was green and the
other was red, and he asked his grandson, "Which candy
would you like to have?" So the grandson took the green
one. Just out of curiosity, the grandfather then asked the
boy, "Why did you pick the green candy and not the red
one? The red sure looks prettier." And the grandson said, "
I picked the green one because green is the color of hope."
So the grandfather said, "Hmmm. That's good. What are
you hoping for?" And the grandson said, "I hope you'll give
me the red one as well!"
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