A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer，“Is there a problem，Officer？” “No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and...
One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires； they go out if left unattened.” “Does that mean，” asked the other， “that they make ashe...
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother -- then, sh...
two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat yo...
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeu...
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full. "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you'r...
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him...
A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat- a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not get...
