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趣味图片英语笑话:Serbian sniper 买塞族狙击手(双语)

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Give me 5 minutes of your undivided attention or you'll be killed buy the Serbian sniper I've hired

给我5分钟你的一心一意,否则你会被我雇佣的买塞族狙击手打死

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