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趣味图片英语笑话:church 教堂(双语)

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Let us pray for mercy...

让我们祈求怜悯……

Or some Lego Star Wars!    I'm praying for an iPad Mini! Pretty please, God above!

或者一些乐高星球大战!    我为iPad迷你祈祷!请上帝帮忙!

The kids are not always that popular in church

孩子们并受教堂欢迎

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