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趣味图片英语笑话:Then and now 当时和现在(双语)

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Why are you mucking out the stables?

你为什么要清理马厩吗?

I'm desperate! I need the money!

我绝望了!我需要钱!

I'm desperate! I'm trying to find myself!

我绝望了!我试图找到我自己!

Then and now

当时和现在

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