趣味图片英语笑话：Damn karma! 该死的因果报应!（双语）
What have we done to deserve this place in the cosmos?
我们做了什么,应该到宇宙中这样的地方?
You remember your former life as a Nazi, right?
你还记得你的前纳粹的生活,对吧?
Damn karma!
该死的因果报应!
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