趣味图片英语笑话:Noah's ark 诺亚方舟(双语)
A dog, a cat and a bucket of McNuggets. That was simple...
We would have been okay with just a raft!
一只狗,一只猫和一桶麦乐。这很简单的...
有一个木筏我们也会很好!
Noah's ark in 50 years
诺亚方舟的50年
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