初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话42：爱因斯坦和他的司机（中英）
7. Einstein and His Chauffeur
爱因斯坦和他的司机
Einstein was on his way to another lecture, and he felt exhausted. His chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, Sir, I've heard your speech many times, 1 bet I could deliver it and give you the night off."
爱因斯坦在去另一个讲座的路上，倍感疲倦，他的司机出了个主意:“嗨，先生，您的讲座我已经听过许多次了。我打赌我能作这个讲座，计您休息一个晚上。”
"Sounds great,"the scientist said.
“那太好了。”科学家说。
When they got to the auditorium, Einstein put on the chauffeur's hat and settled in the back row. The chauffeur walked to the lectern and delivered the speech. Afterward he asked if there were any questions.
到了礼堂，爱因斯坦戴上了司机的帽子，坐在了后排。而司机走上讲台，开始讲演。讲演结束后，他问听众是否有什么问题。
One professor said "Yes". Then he launched into a highly technical question.
一个教授说有，并提出了一个高深的学术问题。
The chauffeur was panic-stricken for a moment but quickly recovered. "That's an easy one,”he replied, "so easy, I'm going to let my chauffeur answer it."
司机一时被问懵了，但很快就镇定下来。“这很容易，”他说，“太容易了，我要让我的司机来回答。”
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