初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话48：《六人行》05（中英）
Chandler is justifying why he broke up with his girlfriend.
钱德勒在向好友们说明自己和女友分手的原因是合理的.
Monica: So how is Janice?
莫尼卡:珍妮丝还好吗？
Chandler:Broke up with her. Oh, why?
钱德勒:分手了哦，为什么?
Rose: Don't tell me because of the big nostril thing.
罗斯:别告诉我是因为她鼻孔大。
Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
钱德勒:太大了。她一打喷嚏，蝙蝠都要飞出来。
Rachel: Come on. They were not that huge.
雷切尔:少来了，绝没那么大。
Chandler: I'm telling you. She leaned back, I could see her brain.
钱德勒:告诉你们，她往后仰，我都能看到她的大脑。
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