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趣味图片英语笑话:friend zone 朋友区(双语)

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You have now entered the friend zone!

您现在已经进入了朋友区!

YES! We're going to talk about all the stuff the guys I date don't wanna listen to and then I'm going to complain about how bad the men I have sex with treat me!

是的!我们要谈论的与我约会过但不想听的人,然后我要抱怨与我做爱的坏男人如何对待我!

Having worked on hooking up with Brandy for months, Luke made a crucial mistake

卢克努力了几个月去勾搭布兰迪,但是犯了一个关键错误

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