每日一笑：No Wonder They Put Her Out （6.27）
Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from heaven?
Mother: Yes.
Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.
肯定是他们把她赶出来的
（看着不断的哭着的刚出生的婴儿）詹妮问：她是刚从天堂里来吗？
妈妈：是的。
詹妮：嗯，那不用问肯定是他们把她赶出来的。
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