每日一笑：I didn‘t see you. (10.2)
A car rushed through the red light.
Police: Didn't you see the red light?
Driver: I did, but I didn't see you.
一辆轿车闯了红灯。
交警：你没有看到红灯吗？
司机：看到了，但我没有看到你。
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