粗心的理发师--双语幽默笑话
barber: were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？
customer: no.
顾客：没有呀。
barber: oh, then i must have cut your throat.
理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
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