Bring Me The Winner
Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
"Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw."
"I'm sorry, sir," the waiter replied. "but sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank."
"In that case," the diner said, "bring me the winner."
我要赢者
一次，一位客人进入餐馆，他点了一只两磅重的龙虾。 “服务员，”他指着端上来的龙虾说，“这只龙虾为什么只有一只爪？” “对不起，先生，”服务员回答说，“因为龙虾有时会在水槽里打架。”“噢，如果是这样的话，”顾客说，“请把打赢的那只给 我拿来吧。”
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