Good News or Bad?
There was a millionaire who was having a heart attack,
and he was taken to a hospital emergency room. After
he was admitted to the hospital his three sons and four
daughters walked up and down the corridor, waiting,
pacing the floor. When the doctor came out of their
father's room, everyone jumped on him and asked,
"Good news? Any good news?" The doctor shook his
head and said, "I'm sorry, bad news!" And everyone
said, "Bad news?" And the doctor replied,
"Yes. He's going to live for a very long time."
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