英语沙龙-开心乐园-10
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H o n e s t yA man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer．The following exchange takes place．．．Man：What's the problem，officer？Officer：You were going at least ７５in a ５５zone．Man：No，sir，I was going ６５．Wife：Oh，Harry．You were going ８０．（Man gives his wife a dirty look．）Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight．Man：Broken taillight？I didn't know about a broken taillight。Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks．（Man gives his wife another dirty look．）Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt．Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car．Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt．Man：Shut your dang mouth。Officer：（Turns to the woman）：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time？Wife：No，only when he's drunk．诚 实警官让一位驾车的男士停下车。随后出现如下的对话：男士：警官，有什么问题？警官：你在限速５５英里的地段开到至少７５英里。男士：不，长官，是６５英里。妻子：啊，哈里，你刚才开到８０英里。（男士瞪了妻子一眼。）警官：我还要给你张罚单，你的尾灯碎了。男士：尾灯碎了？你不说，我还真不知道尾灯碎了。妻子：哦，哈里，几个星期以前你就知道了。（男士又恶狠狠地瞪了她一眼。）警官：我还要给你张传票，你没系安全带。男士：噢，你朝我车走过来的时候我才解开的。妻子：啊，哈里，你从来都不系安全带。男士：闭上你的臭嘴。警官：（转向女士）夫人，你丈夫总是这样跟你说话吗？妻子：不，只有当他醉了的时候。 本文无注释
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