英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.18
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused." 脑移植
一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。
“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。
病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，“政治家的大脑好一些吗？”他问。
医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。” NOTE:
transplant v. 移植, 移种, 移民, 迁移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者
问题:
你看懂了么?
答案：
讽刺政治家做事不用脑子，呵呵。
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