经典的搞笑英语方程式

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   1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
   聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
   2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
   聪明男人 + 愚蠢女人 = 婚外情
   3. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
   愚蠢男人 + 聪明女人 = 离婚
   4. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
   愚蠢男人 + 笨女人 = 结婚
   5. Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
   聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
   6. Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
   聪明老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 剩余价值
   7. Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
   愚蠢老板 + 聪明员工 = 加薪
   8. Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
   愚蠢老板 + 愚蠢员工 = 存货

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