羊排还是猪排
Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
顾客：服务员，这是羊排还是猪排？
服务员：你能吃出什么不同来吗？
顾客：吃不出。
服务员：那到底有什么要紧呢？
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