找不到理由
A: In order to make my wife feel happy, I have given up smoking, alcohol and gaming.
B: She must be very happy then.
A: Not at all. When she wants to scold me by enumerating my wrongdoings, she has no excuse at all.
甲：为了让我老婆开心，我把烟酒赌全戒了。
乙：那她准定特高兴。
甲：满不是那么回事啊。现在她想找茬骂我时，根本没了下嘴的地方。
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