Kid Joke(99)
Billy walks into class late. His teacher says，“Billy，do not walk into class late again.”The next day Billy crawls into class late once again. His teacher says，“Billy，I thought I told you not to come into class late.”Billy responds，“No，you told me I couldn‘t walk in class late.
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