去钓过鱼么
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
一位男子在公路上超速驾驶，夹在一溜车中间开着同样的速度，感觉挺安全。然而，当他们经过一个测速区时，他被红外测速器锁定，并给拦了下来。
警察递给他传票，并拿到他的签字，正要走开时，这男的问：“警官，我知道我超速了，但我觉得这不公平——我边上有好多别的车，开得一样快，那为什么就我领传票？”
“去钓过鱼么？”警察突然问这男的。
“嗯嗯，钓过……”男的回答，摸不着头脑。
警察咧嘴一笑，又补了句：“把鱼钓干过吗？”
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