视力训练Visual Training--双语幽默笑话
Visual Training
视力训练
The squad was having "visual training". One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so far away that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫的回答：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant, sir."
“十六个士兵和一个中士，长官。”
"Right; but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确。可你如何知道那儿有一个中士？”
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活，长官。”
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