赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(7)：一位心满意足的客户(双语)
Unit 7 A Satisfied Customer 一位心满意足的客户
A rough-looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.“I wanna open a god-damned checking account.”
有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说：“我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”
“Certainly, sir,” replied the young lady, “but there’s no need to use that kind of language.”
“当然可以啦，先生，”年轻的小姐回答说“，但没有必要使用那种字眼。”
“Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry.”
“嘿，你他妈的能不能快一点吗？我在赶时间呢！”
“Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way.”
“先生，我不习惯别人那样子对我说话。”
“I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?”
“我要开一个 的活期存款账户，而且要现在就办，懂了吗？”
“Sir, I’m going to get the manager,” said the indignant young lady.
“先生，我去 找经理来”气愤的年轻小姐说着。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white-haired gentleman, who asked, “What seems to be the trouble, sir?”
不久她带了经理回来，那位满头白发、看起来很庄严的老先生问 道“：先生，到底有什问题吗？”
“I just won ＄ 10.000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account.”
“我刚中彩券得了一千万美元，我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。”
“I see,”said the manager warmly. “And this bitch is giving you trouble?”
“我知道了，”经理说道“，而这个臭婊子在给您添麻烦，是吧？”
英语知识点解说：
1.rough-looking a. 看起来粗鲁的
2.stroll vi. 漫步（=walk）
3.open a checking account 开一个活期存款户头
open a savings account 开个储蓄存款户头
4.god-damned a. 该死的！（为一粗俗之口语用法）
5.there's no need to V 不需要……
例：There's no need to show me the way to the door, I know the way.
（你不需要带我到门口，我知道路。）
6.gear n. 齿轮；排挡
in gear 在运转
Get your ass in gear!
本文为一粗俗口语，意思为“请你动作快一点！”
7.in a hurry 匆忙；急急忙忙地
=in a rush
例：Come here in a hurry. I have something important to tell you.
（快到这里来。我有重要的事要告诉你。）
8.indignant a. 气愤的
9.dignified a. 高贵的（noble）
10.lottery n. 彩票制度（不可数）
a lottery ticket 一张彩票（可数）
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