英语笑话 同情
亲爱的姑妈
在汉语中，“娘”与“妈”一样，都是指母亲。有一初到中国学汉语的英国留学生，在校园看上了一位漂亮的中国女生。于是他给她写求爱信，但一时忘“娘”怎么写了，便自作聪明，以“妈”代“娘——“亲爱的姑妈……”
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The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always satalone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. “Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!”
典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。
因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：「乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。」他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：「告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗？」
乔治回答：「喔！当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面！」欢迎来论坛分享更多：
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