人什么时候话最少
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
学生甲:人什么时候话最少?
学生乙:二月份。
学生甲:为什么呢?
学生乙:因为二月是一年里最短的月份呗。
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