一对蛇父子
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattlesnakes（响尾蛇）! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一对蛇父子下午在外头正开心地遛着弯儿。
儿子问：“爸，咱们是有毒的蛇么？”
爸爸得意地回答：“当然啦孩子，咱可是响尾蛇哦！孩子，问这干吗呀？”
“爸，是因为我刚才咬到自己舌头啦！”
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