我妈妈告诉我直接回家
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? … What about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up, don't you want to go to Heaven?
Terry: I can't, My mum told me to go straight home.
主日学校老师：“所有想去天堂的人举手...特里，你怎么回事？你没有举手，你不想去天堂吗？”
特里：“我不能去，我妈妈告诉我直接回家。”
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