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1809年发生了什么大事

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Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

老师:1809年发生了什么大事?
小威利:亚伯拉罕·林肯诞生了。
老师:正确。那1812年发生了什么大事呢?
小威利:亚伯拉罕·林肯度过了他的三岁生日。
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