我到底干吗要请这帮人吃饭哪？
At the table, the hostess turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
在餐桌上，女主人对着她六岁的女儿说：“你来做餐前祷告好吗？”
“我不知该说什么。”小姑娘回答。
“就说你听妈妈说过的话。”妈妈说。
女儿低头说道：“上帝呀，我到底干吗要请这帮人吃饭哪？”
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