趣味图片英语笑话：intellectually weak智力弱（双语）
I'm afraid I can't go eat with your parents tonight. Feeling a bit under the weather ...
今晚我恐怕不能和你的父母一起去吃饭了。感觉有点不舒服…
No prob. Neither my mum nor my dad feel your conversational ability is something special. Actually, my dad has described you as "intellectually weak" ...
没有问题。我妈妈和我爸爸都没觉得你的交谈能力很特殊。事实上,我爸爸将你描述为“智力弱”…
How to get a man who wants stay home and watch Monday Night football to join you for a boring dinner
如何让一个想要呆在家里看周一晚上足球的男人加入无聊的晚餐
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