双语笑话 我理想的男友标准-修订版（62岁时）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 62）:
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.
我理想的男友标准-修订版（62岁时）
1.不要吓唬小孩子
2.记得浴室在哪
3.不需要太多钱生活
4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
5.记得自己为何大笑
6. 行动自如
7.通常穿着衣服
8.喜欢软的食物
9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
10.记得哪天是周末
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