证婚宣言是这么说的
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing
"wedding." The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held
against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may
kiss the bride."
奶奶听见５岁的孙女在玩“结婚”游戏，证婚宣言是这么说的：
“你有权保持沉默，你说的每一句话都可能用来指控你，你有权让律师在场。
你可以亲吻新娘了。”
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