外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹20：唱出你的心声 (中英)
There was a little girl whose mother was very strict. Her mother tried to make her daughter behave in a very decent manner, but the girl was still three and half years old. One day the family went to a party, and in the middle of the party the girl cried, "Mommy I want to go restroom.” This drew a lot of attention and the mother felt embarrassed about her daughter. At home she advised that whenever she wants to go to restroom she should say, "I want to sing.”
有一个小女孩，她的妈妈对她特别严厉。她妈妈试图让小女孩的举止端庄，但是这个女孩只有三岁半。一天一家人去参加一个聚会，在聚会当中小女孩哭着说:“妈妈，我想上厕所。”这吸引了许多人的注意，母亲也因为她女儿的行为而感到尴尬。回到家中，她要求女儿不管什么时候只要想上厕所就说:“我想唱首歌。”
After a couple of days the girl’s grandfather came to visit them. She liked her grandfather very much. At night, she slept with her grandfather, who put her to sleep with a story. After couple of hours, she woke up and said，"Grandpa I want to sing.”The grandpa was afraid of causing a disturbance past midnight if the girl began singing, so he told her in a very low voice, "Baby if you want to sing, sing in my ears.”
过了几天，女孩儿的外公来看她和妈妈。小女孩非常喜欢她的外公。晚上，她和给她讲故事的外公一起睡。过了几个小时，她起来说:“外公，我想唱首歌。”外公害怕她如果在半夜唱歌会打搅别人，所以就用非常低沉的声音告诉她:“宝贝，如果你想唱，那么就在外公的耳边唱吧。”
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