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送给加菲猫的生日礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:happy birthday,garfield.i have a surprise for you.

乔恩:生日快乐,加菲猫,我给你准备了一个惊喜。

jon:a rubber mousey!

乔恩:一个橡胶老鼠。

garfield:could've used a little salt...

加菲猫:里面放了一些盐。

jon:a mouse!get it!

jon:garfield!you didn't even try!

乔恩:加菲猫!你之前没尝试过。

garfield:show me a good mouser,and i'll show you a cat with bad breath.

加菲猫:给我展示一下好的捕鼠者,我将给你展示一只猫捕鼠时的呼吸声。

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