Free haircuts
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut， but the barber refused， saying， “you do God work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut， and again the barber refused to pay， saying， “you protect the public.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut， and again the barber refused payment， saying， “you serve the justice system.” The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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