托米雷你那袋里装的啥呀？
Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
两个西弗吉尼亚人分别从一条街的两头，迎面走来，有一个还拎着编织袋。他们碰到一块儿，一个说：“哎，托米雷，你那袋里装的啥呀？”
“就几只鸡呗。”
“要我猜中有几只，我能得一只么？”
“我把两只全送你。”
“成。嗯……五只？”
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