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你太晚了 You are too late 幽默笑话

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你太晚了 You are too late

On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."

在公共汽车上,有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o
"对不起,"他对小偷说,"你太晚了,我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”


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