有个人在手术前顺着医院的走廊逃跑
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She was talking to the doctor."
有个人在手术前顺着医院的走廊逃跑时，让人发现了。
“出什么事啦？”那人问他。
他说：“我听见护士说‘这是个很简单的手术，甭担心，肯定不会有事的’。”
“她不过是想让你放心，有什么可大惊小怪的？”
“她是说给大夫听的。”
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