有片花瓣正掉在你脑袋上

相关文章

• 一杯白兰地所起的作用--双语幽默漫画

  on a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. a small crowd immediately gathers around him.在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻围了上去。"give the poor ma...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• Keeping a high profile in an office

  　　Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead； everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.　　Don't sit down to talk. The acoustics are better the higher you are， and remember t...

  2018-12-09 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.11

  A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchfl...

  2018-11-23 英语笑话

• 下个学期她的生物课上。

  Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog teleph...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 母亲的脚

  　　To prevent our dog， Lacy， from pestering visitors to our house， my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table， her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话

• 我今晚不得不在办公室里加班

  　　The little girl had just listened to her mother's reading one of her favorite fairy tales.　　"Mommy," asked the child, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once Up...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 您的衣服烧着了

  In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话：The ability of the Kangaroo 袋鼠的能力

  the ability of the kangaroo　　the zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. the height...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• Dear God

  　　A little boy wanted '100.00 very badly and prayed（祈祷） for weeks， but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the '100.00.　　When the postal authorities received the...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• 我明天必须拍一个很大的场景

  　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. 　　A week later, the...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话