双语笑话 罚款
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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”
One student raised his hand and asked, “How much for a season pass?”
在大学第一天，院长给新生们嘱咐学院的一些规定：
“男生不准进入女生宿舍，男生宿舍也同样。谁要是违反了这条纪律，第一次罚款20美元，第二次罚款60美元，第三次罚款180美元。有什么问题吗？”
一个学生举手问道：“季卡多少钱？”
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