年轻警察对自己首次公务行为挺满意
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"
一名新警察头回开巡逻车外出执勤，搭档是名老警察。来了个电话要他们驱赶一帮闲散人群。他们开到那条街上，发现有个街角站着一小伙儿人。
新警察摇下窗户，说：“你们这伙儿人，都从这块儿散开。”也就瞟了他几眼，可没一个动窝的。于是他又吼一嗓子：“都从这儿散开，赶紧地！”
受到威吓的人群开始散去，并向他这边投来不解的目光。
年轻警察对自己首次公务行为挺满意，掉头问搭档：“哎，我干得咋样？”
“忒牛了吧，”老警察偷着乐，“特别是在这么个公交车站上！”
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