他正在和你一块钓鱼。
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They’re just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because it's the woman's house. She reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.
She is speaking in a cheery voice. “Hello? Oh, hi! So glad you called. Really. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Bye-bye."
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, “that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
一个女人和她的情人在床上这人恰好是她的丈夫最好的朋友。它们只是躺在那里，享受彼此间的亲密。电话响了，而且因为它是女人的房子。她伸手拿起电话。她的情人看着听着，只能听到她的对话。她说话的口气很愉快。您好？哦，嗨！真高兴你打给我。真的。这是美好的！我为你感到高兴.听起来好极了。太好了。谢谢！好的。再见。她挂了电话，她的情人问，“那人是谁？”“哦，”她回答，“那是我丈夫告诉我什么是美好的时光，他正在和你一块钓鱼。”
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