英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼

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英语幽默小笑话：Goldfish 金鱼

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

Stan: In the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

英语单词讲解：

blindfold vt. (作名词时意思是眼罩)

1. (用布或带)蒙住…的眼睛；蒙住(眼睛)：

The victim was blindfolded.
受害者被蒙住了眼睛。

to blindfold the hostage
蒙住人质的眼睛

2. 妨碍视力；遮住(或挡住)…的视线：

The tall man in the front blindfolded me.
前面的高个子男人挡住了我的视线。

3. 使不理解，使失去识别能力(或判断力、觉察力)；使模糊不清；使迟钝；使迷惑；蒙骗：
to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation
被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的

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