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你明白了第二语言的价值?

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A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫躲在树丛后面。她看着猫,猫看到老鼠。鼠妈妈狂吠起来,“汪,汪,汪!”猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说,“现在,你明白了第二语言的价值?”
       

                        

    

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