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我的一个同事失踪了几个小时。

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Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest.

"As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."


我的一个同事失踪了几个小时,我们到处找他。最后老板发现他睡着了。不愿叫醒他,他悄悄地把一张纸条放在他的胸膛。“只要你是睡着了,”看,“你有一份工作。但是只要你一醒来,你就被开除了。”

       

                        

    

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